18 Reasons Why Babies Are Just Tiny Drunk People

Ever think you’ll never be any good with babies? Never fear, if you’ve ever taken care of a drunk friend, you’ve got this baby stuff down. Here’s a few reasons why babies are pretty much ¬†just tiny drunk people.


1. Putting on shoes becomes impossible…

2. …And pretty much any basic motor skills are non-existent.

We’ve all had to dress a drunk friend at some point.

3. They don’t understand a word you’re saying.

Which is okay, because they’re not making sense either.