18 Food Fails So Bad You Won’t Know Whether To Laugh Or Retch

We suspect that even the hungriest hippo would find these food travesties unappealing (to put it mildly). Have you ever experienced a food fail of this magnitude? Tell us about it in the comments.

 1. That’s one thick pizza worker.

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2. Spongebob after a week of partying with Charlie Sheen.

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3. We’re sure there is indeed a real “Stampede” for these steaks that resemble congealed hunks of martian snot.

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