15 Signs You’ve Mastered The Art Of Being A Functional Alcoholic

Anyone can enjoy a little drink on the weekend, but it takes a special kind of person to master the art of day drinking while still being a high functioning adult. Here are 14 tell-tale signs that you are one of these special people.


1. You’ll need more than three though.

2. “Mmmmmmm, alcohol I can’t taste.”

3. Be one with the liquor.