‘Chef Jacques LaMerde’ Is Proving That Even The Most Cheap And Unhealthy Food Can Look Gourmet

A new instagram account is proving that even the most unhealthy and cheap foods can look gourmet.

 

The photos makes light of the idea that small portions and elaborate plating equals fine dining.

 

The anonymous poster goes by the pseudonym of “Chef Jacques Lamerde”.

For those of you don’t speak much French, Jacques translates to Jack, and we’ll let you translate ‘la merde’ for yourself…
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Chef Lamerde can make anything look delicious…

 

Hot dogs…

Hungry-Man meals…

 

“Dolé” salad (avec spam, fuzzy peaches et white cheese balls – straight from Piggly Wiggly!)

 

Lunchables kielbasa w/ pickle spheres, pork rinds, tostitos salsa con queso fluid gel, and powdered cheese from boxed mac and cheese.

Gummy dinosaurs, purple Go-Gurt crema with a chopped up creamsicle and Powerade gel.

 

Hostess cupcake with rainbow Dunk-A-Roos, yogurt raisins, Nibz, and Starbucks mocha frappe caviar with a tiny mint “and a piece of fancy moss.”