26 Things 2015 Humans Need To Explain To Future Them
We’ve got some serious explaining to do. Imagine growing up in the ’50s and hopping into a time machine and ending up here, in a restaurant, eating kale chips with the Kardashians. We’re sorry, past generations, but this is what the world is like now.
When we finish explaining to our time traveller guest what Facebook is and what Twitter is and how hashtags work, maybe we should tell everyone else too so they can STOP HASHTAGGING ON FACEBOOK!
2. The selfie-stick.
The fact that the president is part taking in this madness is probably not good.
It’s err… This.
4. The Kardashians.
Anyone travelling to our time will have to deal with a daily dose of Kardashian news. Don’t be fooled if they have the Jenner name, time traveller. They’re still Kardashians.
5. The Kylie Jenner lip challenge.
Teenage girls sucking on shot glasses to make their lips look like Kylie Jenner’s lips probably could have been avoided by Kylie just telling everyone up front she had fillers, but then again, teenagers would have probably done it anyway because they’re dumb.
6. Netflix and chill.
It doesn’t actually mean watch some Netflix and chill out.
7. The Jurrasic World velociraptor stance.
It was copied by everyone on the internet. EVERYONE. It was cute at first and then it wasn’t, that’s sort of what happens on the internet.
8. Justin Bieber.
We can’t explain this one, you’ll have to immerse yourself in Bieberness. Our tip: only listen to the last album and you’ll be alright.
9. Eyebrows on fleek.
Bushy eyebrows aren’t acceptable anymore. Seriously, Instagram will troll you all the live long day if you dare share a pic where your eyebrows aren’t on fleek.
10. “Miley, what’s good?!”
“And now… Back to this b*tch that has a lot to say about me the other day in the press. Miley what’s good?!” That got real awkward real fast.
11. Generic tattoos of feathers, infinity symbols and dream catchers aren’t mandatory.
Everyone who listens to Miley Cyrus just has them. Including Miley Cyrus.
It stops you from aging, but it also stops you from smiling, frowning and blinking.
Now, you even have to get dressed and put make up on to talk on the phone.
14. Star Wars.
Only seven movies to catch up on, no biggie.
15. Man buns.
We’re so, SO sorry.
16. Donald Trump’s hair.
You’ll find that this person likes to hear himself speak and he also like his golden manes. The internet does not.
17. Poot Lovato.
Someone took an unflattering photo of Demi Lovato and this is what happened.
It’s a tool to help you find a mate with very little human contact except for, of course, the deed.
19. Hotline Bling.
We’re still figuring this one out…
20. Pizza rat.
That is one ambitious rat. Normal rats will settle for a piece of pepperoni or a dropped piece of crust of a sandwich no one wanted but not this one, no sir. A WHOLE SLICE OF PIZZA.
Memes were invented to troll people on the internet. It’s like bullying but funnier.
22. Keanu Reeves’ immortality.
Remember Keanu Reeves, time traveller? Yeah, so do we.
OK so they’re not entirely like this but they’re pretty close. Except they have wheels…and don’t really hover as such.
Where people can loudly and proudly say dumb things in under 140 characters.
Yeah so a beard and checkered shirt are pretty much the male beauty standard now. Apparently.
26. THIS FRIKKIN’ DRESS!!!
IS IT BLUE AND BLACK IS IT WHITE AND GOLD IS IT IMPORTANT IS IT DRIVING YOU INSANE YET?!