25 Science Puns That Are Just For The Nerds

Nerds have more fun. Sure, while everyone loves a good Kim Kardashian crying face, space, science-fiction and educational jokes are reserved for a special kind of people. This one’s for the nerds.


1. You’re still loved, Pluto.


2. Gaussian Distribution | Ghostian Distribution.


3. Poor oil…

4. Classic textbook gem.


5. He really should be wearing shoes in the lab…


6. Math jokes are better than regular jokes.

7. Excellent use of a label maker.


8. Speed dating for numbers: there are infinite possibilities!


9. There’s really nothing like a good yo mama joke.

10. Another excellent pun.


11. But what’s his favorite color?


12. The name of your dessert is incorrect and you should feel bad.

13. Not really a glowing review.



14. We’ve got to get neutron in here to settle this.


15. Noble and shy.

16. Like turning water into wine.


17. Perhaps she should keep one of them.


18. Where do astronauts hang out?

19. “Megahobbyte” doesn’t quite compute.


20. Don’t you wish your exams looked like this?


21. Literally.

22. Would you like 2(C12H22O11)³ in your coffee?

23. So inconsiderate…

24. Don’t you love a good chemistry pun? Or 10?


25. Coding comedy is the best kind of comedy.