19 Things That Will Make You Feel Like A Dinosaur

Let’s face it: if you remember anything in these pictures like it was yesterday, you are old. So old. Old old old. No one owns a flip phone anymore, other than Adele, and Full House has been off the air for so long its reboot is on the air and the Olsen twins want nothing to do with it.

 

1. Motorola Razrs were popular over ten years ago.

 

2. The first Zoolander came out 14 years ago. Also, it didn’t suck.

TITLE: ZOOLANDER • PERS: STILLER, BEN • YEAR: 2001 • DIR: STILLER, BEN • REF: ZOO007AA • CREDIT: [ THE KOBAL COLLECTION / PARAMOUNT/NVP/RED HOUR/VILLAGE R'SHOW / GORDON, MELINDA SUE ]

 

3. Tropic Thunder is seven years old.

4. Ben Stiller is 51 this year.

 

5. Britney’s meltdown went down nine years ago. It was a sad day for pop culture…

 

…Don’t worry, she turned out fine (well, kind of) and has two kids now: Sean (ten) and Jayden (nine)!

6. *Calls AIG for life insurance*

 

7. The girl that once featured on the Blink 182 CD cover was every teen boy’s dream. Janine is now 43 and still pretty hot.

 

8. By the way, Enema Of The State was released almost 17 years ago.


9. Tom Delonge, Travis Barker and Mark Hoppus are now all in their fourties.

 

10. Also, a quarter of a century.

 

11. Remember Stephanie Tanner?

She’s now 34 and a recovering drug addict.

 

12. The little girl from Aliens…

 

…Is now 39 years old.

13. Remember when everyone was obsessed with “Boxxy”?

 

She is now a host on Discovery Channel!

 

14. If Bart Simpson had aged like a real person, he would now be 36-years-old. Ay caramba!

15. *Stops singing every word to “American Idiot” and turns off radio*

 

16. This was the cover of Playboy, 20 years ago.

 

17. Ever wonder where these went? They were discontinued 15 years ago.

18. The little pink haired girl from Lazytown…

 

…Is now 25-years-old.

 

19. Rumer Willis is now 26 and an exact double of her 52-year-old mom Demi Moore.