18 Relatable Hypochondriacs Who Thought They Were Dying

Do you ever ring your mom and when she doesn’t answer you think she has had a car crash? Even though she doesn’t drive. What about when you sneeze…do you think it is ebola, or the plague? Maybe when you sneeze too hard you think you might have an aneurysm? ¬†These are all very good questions but ultimately they will strip you of your day-to-day joy. Ain’t nobody got time to worry about that. Except these anxiety-ridden people on Twitter, they have got their work cut out for them trying to get through the day.

 

1. Hypochondria can lead to a Vitamin C overdose.

 

2. Hypochondria can lead to giving webMD too much credit.

 

3. Hypochondria can lead to learning unnecessary skills.

 

 

4. Hypochondria can lead to envisioned limb loss.

 

5. Hypochondria can lead to avoiding fantastic television programs.

 

6. Hypochondria can lead to celebrity envy.

 

7. Hypochondria can lead to doubting the words of friends and family.

 

8. Hypochondria can lead to unexpected side effects.

 

9. Inflicting hypochondria on others can lead to heart attacks.

 

10. Hypochondria can lead to artery anxiety.

 

11. Hypochondria can lead to the misdiagnoses of syphilis for virgins.

 

12. Hypochondria can lead to naming every single fear in the world.

 

13. Defining hypochondria invokes the onset of hypochondria.

 

14. Hypochondria WILL lead to tonsil cancer.

 

We are joking, stay calm.

 

15. Hypochondria leads to even more mosquito discrimination.

 

16. Hypochondria can lead to ridiculousness.

17. Hypochondria can lead to potato discrimination.

 

18. Hypochondria can boost sales for the song “Only Time” by Enya.