18 Briliant Pieces Of Advice For Surviving Parenthood

While your kid’s running around the house setting fire to stuff, laughing like a hyena, causing you to rock back and forth in the fetal position, you probably asked yourself “dear God how do I make it all stop”? The answer is, you don’t. You can only ask for the sweet merciful release of death…just kidding.
These 18 ‘child hacks’ are just what the doctor ordered to sedate your little darling long enough for you to get a little peace and quiet.

 

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