16 Reasons Why We All Have Trust Issues!
Everything you’ve ever held dear in your life… is a lie…
1. So, definitely not 100% pure squeezed orange juice then? LIARS!
2. How about stick pops, liars?
3. You’re LYING!!
4. It’s all lies…
5. Canada? CANADA?? LIARS!!
6. I’m pretty sure you’re lying.
7. You are blatantly NOT OUT OF PRETZELS!
8. They’re fooling EVERYONE!
9. How did you not expect to be found out?!
10. I’ll never trust anyone again, ever.
11. That’s what you get for trying to buy nutritious chocolate syrup!
12. Burger King, you’re ruining our faith in advertising!
13. Never trust a sign that says “Free Beer”.
14. Blueberry muffin? Really?
15. Two snickers? More like one and a half snickers you LIARS!
16. Those are some funny looking bunnies…