15 People Who Don’t Care If They Get Fired

When you’re doing the same monotonous job every day, it can become a little soul crushing. So much so that sometimes you almost wish you’d get fired.


1. “I’m too old for this sh*t”.


2. It probably takes longer to do it the wrong way.


3. “Let’s call it art and get the hell outta here”.

4. “If you have comments, don’t hesitate to write it on a piece of paper, screw it up and calmly insert it up your butt”.


5. “Is it just me, or is that grass acting suspicious?”.

6. “You give me problems, I give you solutions”.

7. That stop sign is definitely mocking you.


8. Arabic isn’t that different from English.


9. Dyslexia can really suck.

10. It probably sucks more to be you.


11. It’s pretty obvious Eric doesn’t know what a notice period is.


12. Little Suzie would look great in that men’s jacket.

13. This is what happens when the ice cream truck stops by your work.


14. Beer or repair? Tough choice!


15. Coke is a real dick to its other products.