14 Everyday Things That Are More Than A Little Drunk…
Some objects were just born bad. While 99% of our products are productive contributors to society, there is still that criminal element spoiling it for the rest of them. Here are 14 objects that are rotten to the core and got on the wrong side of the law.
1. Dora’s not old enough to be driving!
2. This pervert who’s been going through your underwear draw.
3. This guy’s got arson written all over his face.
4. Something illegal’s totally going on behind that sheet.
5. Breaking and entering.
6. Assault and battery.
7. Brought up on charges of public loitering.
8. Where did the chef go?
9. This olive was drunk and disorderly ruining everything for the rest of the martini.
10. This member of society was found being a public nuisance.
11. This guy was flashing kids his nuts and bolts at a local playground.
12. She was the ‘bag man’ in a robbery gone bad.
13. You’ve convinced too many people to commit crimes.