11 People Who Prove That Yoga Equals Pain

If you think yoga makes you feel relaxed, peaceful and at ease, think again. Let’s get this straight: yoga is not for everyone. For some people, it’s nothing but an hour of pure pain, misery and confusion about where to put that damn leg. After developing anger management issues about wasting a whole hour of their lives and having pulled various muscles, they’ll slowly make their way home – limping and with a sore back.


1. When ‘hold the position’ results in a life-or-death situation.


2. Do yoga, they said. It’ll be good for your self-esteem, they said.


3. Yep, that looks like fun. A whole lot of fun.

4. Just before fainting, Tina thought about everything that had lead to her miserable situation.


5. Namaste.


6. When you start questioning all your major life decisions.

7. “Now lift up what?”


8. Pizza, pizza, pizza. You could have had pizza, delicious pepperoni pizza.


9. First thought: OMG! Second: WTF? Third: Why is nobody helping her?!

10. “I’ve had enough of this sight, hooman!”


11. Yoga – triggering aggression in every single species.