10 Awkward Pets Who Haven’t Learned How To Do Romance Yet

1. I got you flower. Now we marry.

 

2. This is how you do it, right?

 

3. I is so seductive. Why does she still sleep?

4. You mean this date was supposed to be casual? Nooooooooo!

 

5. Ok, we pashed. It was nice, but he was quite…slobbery, and he didn’t aim well.

 

6. Madame, have a seat.

7. Hey ladies *wink*

 

8. This looked easier when Lady and the Tramp did it.

 

9. I made you dinner! But… I can’t open it.

 

10. I got you a plant for Valentines…